Do you get these?
You Know You're From Wisconsin When...
1. You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else. Always!!
2. You own at least one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme. Yes Sir.
3. You can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, La Crosse, Manitowoc, Sheboygan, Ashwaubenon, and Fond du Lac. Are these supposed to be hard? We also have a town called Waldo!!!
4. You can correctly spell Milwaukee. I could win the National Spelling Bee with this one!
5. You know what "bubbler" means. Duh? You drink water from it!
6. At least one of your family members works / worked in a cheese factory. No, but I have a friend who's dad owns one!
7. A holstein cow outside of Wisconsin makes you miss home. Not so much....Sorry.
8. You can taste the difference between apples grown up north and the ones that you can buy in the south. Northern Apples taste so much better.
9. When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we". What is so wrong with that?
10. When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt. Jacket? You mean Windbreaker!
11. The family gets together every week for fish fry at the local pub. No, we cook our own thank you.
12. You know what a brat is, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had. They are not nasty little kids! They are mmm...mmm...Good!
13.You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items. And Lunch trays!
14. Your love you outdoor pool because of how it doubles as an ice skating area during the winter. Multi purpose!
15.You can tell the difference between the smell of cow manure and pig manure. Pig manure smells worse!
16. You have watched Fargo and not noticed an accent. Accent? What are you talking about?
17. You drive around with the air conditioning on until it hits 30 degrees, because it just was so darn hot outside. This guys is smart!
18. The local paper needs 6 pages to cover the Packers... in July! I don't see why that one is on this list?
19. Your best shirt has a big letter G on it. If you're talkin' T-Shirt, YES!!
20. You've said "Of course they'll win. They're God's team." He does love them! And that's the truth!
21. You think it's nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50. 50? How about 33?
22.You family owns a "winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr. Tru Dat!
23. Your put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak. This should not be on the list. That would be a waste of a good steak!
24.You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground. Not I, but I know many who do!
25. You think everyone from south of Madison has an accent. They do!
26. You can identify a Michigan accent. Ya der Eh?
27. Down South to you means Chicago. Well it is south!
28. Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee. Well, it is one coast to another!!!
29. You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "Trivers". Little lesson in U-per, Up North, and Two Rivers.
30. You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August. Yes, Sir...but what is a Tan?
31. You consider Madison exotic. Sur don't!
32. You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon. Been there, Done that! In fact I was raised in New London!!!
33. You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving. They think Wisconsin is their playground!
34. You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat. I am allergic! And I usually use Salt.
35. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant or cannery. In College it did!
36. You know what to do with a Blatz. Sure don't?
37. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Sorry, Never had it.
38. Bucky the Badger hangs on your Christmas tree even if you didn't go to University of Wisconsinm Madison. Go Badgers!!!
39. You're a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it. What isn't there to be proud of?
40. You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence. It is a very versitile word!
41. You hear someone use the words "uff-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter. About 10 times a day....11.
42. Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday. It's Sundays best!
43. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce. Not for me, Sorry.
44. You know how to polka. No, but I have a friend who is in a polka band!
45. You own a cheesehead. Could bring myself to pay $25 for one.
46. You have cow pharaphenilia around your house, including your pajama pants. A big Negative on that one also.
47. You know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away. I don't like to call them that, it's not nice! (for those of you who don't know, F = Bad word, I + Illinois, B = another bad word)
48. You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. That's what I learned in School! Is this not right?
49. FFA was the most popular club in high school. It was, but I was not a part of it.
50. You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair. That is really disgusting!
51. There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning. It's all part of growing up, helpin' the fam out!
52. Country Kitchen is the place to meet after the party. What is wrong with that?
53. You have ever seen or played in a "broom ball" game. Good Sport!
54. You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above. And Lifest!!! Chris Tomlin on July 9th!!!
55. You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair. Actually she was the "Dairy Queen!"
56. You can't be friends with a Vikings fan. It is a very hard thing to do, but Glen changed that about me. But it is still hard to be friends with Bear and Lion fans, but that is also changing.
57. Your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows. So?
58. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Wisconsin. If you would like to know what these actually mean, I will be more than willing to help you out!
1. You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else. Always!!
2. You own at least one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme. Yes Sir.
3. You can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, La Crosse, Manitowoc, Sheboygan, Ashwaubenon, and Fond du Lac. Are these supposed to be hard? We also have a town called Waldo!!!
4. You can correctly spell Milwaukee. I could win the National Spelling Bee with this one!
5. You know what "bubbler" means. Duh? You drink water from it!
6. At least one of your family members works / worked in a cheese factory. No, but I have a friend who's dad owns one!
7. A holstein cow outside of Wisconsin makes you miss home. Not so much....Sorry.
8. You can taste the difference between apples grown up north and the ones that you can buy in the south. Northern Apples taste so much better.
9. When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we". What is so wrong with that?
10. When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt. Jacket? You mean Windbreaker!
11. The family gets together every week for fish fry at the local pub. No, we cook our own thank you.
12. You know what a brat is, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had. They are not nasty little kids! They are mmm...mmm...Good!
13.You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items. And Lunch trays!
14. Your love you outdoor pool because of how it doubles as an ice skating area during the winter. Multi purpose!
15.You can tell the difference between the smell of cow manure and pig manure. Pig manure smells worse!
16. You have watched Fargo and not noticed an accent. Accent? What are you talking about?
17. You drive around with the air conditioning on until it hits 30 degrees, because it just was so darn hot outside. This guys is smart!
18. The local paper needs 6 pages to cover the Packers... in July! I don't see why that one is on this list?
19. Your best shirt has a big letter G on it. If you're talkin' T-Shirt, YES!!
20. You've said "Of course they'll win. They're God's team." He does love them! And that's the truth!
21. You think it's nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50. 50? How about 33?
22.You family owns a "winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr. Tru Dat!
23. Your put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak. This should not be on the list. That would be a waste of a good steak!
24.You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground. Not I, but I know many who do!
25. You think everyone from south of Madison has an accent. They do!
26. You can identify a Michigan accent. Ya der Eh?
27. Down South to you means Chicago. Well it is south!
28. Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee. Well, it is one coast to another!!!
29. You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "Trivers". Little lesson in U-per, Up North, and Two Rivers.
30. You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August. Yes, Sir...but what is a Tan?
31. You consider Madison exotic. Sur don't!
32. You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon. Been there, Done that! In fact I was raised in New London!!!
33. You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving. They think Wisconsin is their playground!
34. You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat. I am allergic! And I usually use Salt.
35. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant or cannery. In College it did!
36. You know what to do with a Blatz. Sure don't?
37. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Sorry, Never had it.
38. Bucky the Badger hangs on your Christmas tree even if you didn't go to University of Wisconsinm Madison. Go Badgers!!!
39. You're a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it. What isn't there to be proud of?
40. You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence. It is a very versitile word!
41. You hear someone use the words "uff-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter. About 10 times a day....11.
42. Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday. It's Sundays best!
43. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce. Not for me, Sorry.
44. You know how to polka. No, but I have a friend who is in a polka band!
45. You own a cheesehead. Could bring myself to pay $25 for one.
46. You have cow pharaphenilia around your house, including your pajama pants. A big Negative on that one also.
47. You know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away. I don't like to call them that, it's not nice! (for those of you who don't know, F = Bad word, I + Illinois, B = another bad word)
48. You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. That's what I learned in School! Is this not right?
49. FFA was the most popular club in high school. It was, but I was not a part of it.
50. You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair. That is really disgusting!
51. There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning. It's all part of growing up, helpin' the fam out!
52. Country Kitchen is the place to meet after the party. What is wrong with that?
53. You have ever seen or played in a "broom ball" game. Good Sport!
54. You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above. And Lifest!!! Chris Tomlin on July 9th!!!
55. You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair. Actually she was the "Dairy Queen!"
56. You can't be friends with a Vikings fan. It is a very hard thing to do, but Glen changed that about me. But it is still hard to be friends with Bear and Lion fans, but that is also changing.
57. Your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows. So?
58. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Wisconsin. If you would like to know what these actually mean, I will be more than willing to help you out!
posted by Mark 1:17 at 4:52 PM
2 Comments:
Uffdah! (dey never taught me to spell it in school, hey)
Ya eh der! I don't tink der is a way to spell it. I can't wait a couple a monts and we get to see da packers play der, and get to go huntin da terty pointer! I'm all excited der eh!
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